Annoying Facebook Posts

I've mentioned that I'm not considered to be "cool", right?  I ain't popular, I don't got a bucket-load of friends, and I just ain't cool.  So, therefore, I only have a Facebook account by means of social media.  And Facebook, I am finding, is getting to be downright annoying.  And I'm not talking about the website, I'm just talking about posts. 

Normally, I like people just fine.  I see them and will silently judge them maybe a little, but not too much.  However, when it comes to the cursed Facebook, I lack restraint filter-wise.  If you want me to not be vocally annoyed with you then you'd better read this.  Do. NOT. Do the following  P.S.  I'm guilty of doing some of this, so note that I'm also annoyed with myself at these:

"Boys need to constantly romance girls."  It's so annoying when I get on Facebook, and I see something about how "all girls want is a text at three in the morning that is ten lengthy paragraphs singing of their beauty.  Is that too much to ask?".  That may be a slight exaggeration, but you get the point.  Girls have such unrealistic expectations of how they need to be treated in relationships!  Look, I agree, romance is nice.  It's wonderful.  And I don't think I'm being bitter.  But when you want huge, amazing, glorified surprises 24/7, it comes across as a little high maintenance.  I'm sure that there are guys out there who will do that.  But they're probably creeps who want a little something more than just your sweet personality.  Or they will run out of steam very, very quickly, and maybe that's why you want such things?  Because that's what you used to get?  I don't think it's right for a man to live for their girlfriend, though.  I guess that's what I'm trying to say. 

"Share if you were a girl who grew up playing in the dirt, running around, and not being afraid to be one of the guys!"  My thoughts on this?  Stop trying so hard.  Just stop.  There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a girl who doesn't enjoy getting dirty and having to shower afterword.  And there's nothing wrong with being a tomboy!  But the context of those sorts of posts have the slight tone of saying that something is wrong with girly-girls.  Can't we just live in peace?  Must you be so aggressive about your childhood and how much better it was than every one else's?  It's annoying.  Stop. 

"Kids today have no respect for.... When I was a kid..."  Okay, ninety-nine percent of the people posting this stuff are my age!  Why are you posting about what's wrong with kids when you are one yourself?  And they're usually complaining about how we spend all of our time on the computer or phones.  Then why aren't you running around instead of doing exactly what you're yapping about? And, if you are an adult, it's still really annoying.  We get it.  We're different.  It's still not very pleasant to see. 

"Share if you recognize this from the nineties!"  No.  Just no.  I don't  know why this bugs me, but it does.  I don't care.  Just stop. 

Anything political.  This is delicate.  But you are being about as biased as I am being right now, except you are doing it all the time.  And isn't there somewhere else you can be involved in controversial topics?  Do you have to do it here?  Cut it out.  Most of your friends don't care.  I don't care.  And if I do, then I most likely disagree with you, but there are other places to wage war.  Not on Facebook.  Misguided as it is, I go on there to have a break from the world.  I'm begging you not to ruin that. 

"I'm a victim."  Stop pretending!  You've made mistakes!  And most of the time, believe it or not, many people are going through the exact same thing you are.  You haven't sacrificed anything!  I'm sure you're a good person, but if you need to complain about how you're a good person who is left all the time, then look around.  We all have problems.  And, chances are, you have caused a lot of the drama and pushed people away.  Stop playing... martyr... I guess. 

 

And finally:  Share this and see what people inbox you.  You do realize that nobody actually does that stuff, right?  If a person has a crush on you, they will most likely not say it out loud if they haven't already.  At least, not on the internet.  And if you're trying to get a boyfriend or girlfriend's attention, then sharing a thing on Facebook won't help you. 

 

Okay, sorry, that was really, really honest and angry and possibly a little hypocritical.  I don't have any excuses other than it was just what I wanted to do.

 

Bye!